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Passing is DEAD
Sep 19, 2024

Passing is DEAD

This is Why + Week 3 Picks

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
One Bet for Every Week 2 Game
Sep 12, 2024

One Bet for Every Week 2 Game

and a Week 1 Recap

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
2024 NFL Season Predictions!
Sep 05, 2024

2024 NFL Season Predictions!

NFL Award and Record Predictions

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
Inspiration for the Timeline
Sep 05, 2024

Inspiration for the Timeline

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
About Me
Sep 05, 2024

About Me

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
The Roast of The NFL
May 09, 2024

The Roast of The NFL

A satirical take on the National Football League

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
2024 NFL Draft Winners & Losers
May 02, 2024

2024 NFL Draft Winners & Losers

Breaking down 6 teams who either hit or missed

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
2024 NFL Mock Draft
Apr 25, 2024

2024 NFL Mock Draft

Predicting the Draft Day Drama

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
Mastering the NFL Draft
Apr 18, 2024

Mastering the NFL Draft

Analyzing the Top 3 General Managers in Player Selection

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
5 NFL Draft Prospects You NEED to Know
Apr 11, 2024

5 NFL Draft Prospects You NEED to Know

Putting "need" in all caps is enticing isn't it

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
2024 Wide Receiver Prospect Overview
Apr 04, 2024

2024 Wide Receiver Prospect Overview

Reviewing this year's top 3 WR prospects and a few other late round candidates

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
2024 Quarterback Prospect Analysis
Mar 28, 2024

2024 Quarterback Prospect Analysis

Breaking Down the Top 6 QB prospects in the 2024 NFL Draft

Michael Valenzano
Michael Valenzano
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